> This, as incredible as it may sound, is a true story : > > In the early days of the American space program, NASA > received reports from the astronauts that their pens would not > write in space. Ball points, fountain pens, even quills, nothing > worked! So NASA contacted the people who had supplied the pens and > ade money available for the production of a pen which would write > in space, Eventually, thousands of dollars later, a suitable pen > was produced, incorporating a small gas filled cylinder which > propelled the ink out of the pen. It worked both in space and > underwater. The problem was solved, albeit at great expense. > > > Many years later, when co-operation with the Russians was > established, it occurred to someone at NASA to > ask how the Russians had solved the problem. There was no problem, they > said, we used a pencil. > > > > Joke: > > > > > >One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, > > >listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front > >of the > > >church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front > >entrance, > > >trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil > >incarnate. > > > > > >Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly > > >gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious > >to > > >the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this > > >confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you > > >know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." > > >Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" > > > > > >"Nope, sure ain't," said the man. > > > > > >Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, > > >"Why aren't you afraid of me?" > > > > > >The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!" > > ______________________________________________________ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ eGroups.com home: http://www.egroups.com/group/psbb94 http://www.egroups.com - Simplifying group communications