Unixtarian
   
   I would like to discuss my own secular belief, being that this is a
   free network.
   
   I would would like to introduce a new religion, Unixtarian. This
   religion is founded on the belief that when you die you will enter a
   virtual address for eternity or until the scheduler crashes. In this
   case there is a rollback procedure that will place you in a spool
   queue where you will wait for a new virtual address. Now this religion
   is based on three great quotes:
   
   "Let the command language be terse." (Thompson 25:1)
   "Let the programming language be terse." (Ritchie 23:4)
   "Let there be paging." (Joy 45:1)
   
   Now before any of you flame me, let me warn you that I am protected by
   the writings of my higher power: grep(1), mail(1), reboot(8).
   
   (Source: posting to junkmail [Sun's internal free-for-all discussion
   group -- Ed] in 1987).
   
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