I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I know kung-fu

Why do you say you know kung fu?

because I can kill you five different ways with my hands

Is it because you can kill me five different ways with your hands that
you came to me?

yes. I came to kill you

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

saying that will not stop me

Does it bother you that will not stop you?

no, it will be satisfying

Earlier you said you can kill me five different ways with your hands?

yes, allow me to demonstrate

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

yes, it is my plan to kill you

Are you annoyed that you, too, may die someday?

no, it is part of the way of the ninja warrior. It was my father's
way, and it was my father's father's way. Now it is my way too. My
name is knorby. Prepare to die.
 
I am worried by your obsession with this topic!

Your day has come.

Is it because of your life that you say my day has come?

it is my fate


Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

yes. They trained me for this day.

What makes you believe yes they trained you for this day?

I am done with you. My name is knorby. Prepare to die.